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awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a  Squidward.

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Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?

holothewolf-x:

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

how dick pics make me feel:

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sassypotter:

allabitofablur:

ellanarosetw:

theladymonsters:

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

make a movie.

the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things

Cast Amy Poehler

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claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

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p-eachful:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

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j6q:

I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.

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huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

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