the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.
This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.
how dick pics make me feel:
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
#like does auto insurance cover ‘spiderman threw my car across the street to stop a giant lizard from destroying new york’
make a movie.
the movie would be set entirely in the office of one over-worked insurance agent answering phone calls and in the window behind him we see various Super Heroes destroying things
Cast Amy Poehler
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am